Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Quotes of the Week

#1.  Wailed by a gangsta on his cell phone in City Center:  "I ain't gonna get all gooey an' fuckin' sentimental . . . nah . . . nah . . . Mom! . . . She just talks too much shit!"

(He's got 99 problems but his moms ain't one.)

#2.  Wailed by a crusty old man on Hennepin who was ogling young girls:  "Where were all you beautiful ladies when I had hair?!" 

(Sir, I'm no mathematician, but I'm going to go with:  in utero.)


Pearl said...

Are you adding these to "Overheard in Minneapolis" yet? Don't they have a site like that?

:-) Nicely observed.


Cotonee said...

Thank you, Pearl! I should probably consider contributing to an "Overheard" site.