Text from my sister the other day: If you had a band of Mr. Potato Heads, what would you call it?
My text back: It would either be a religious revival group called the Idaholy Rollers whose hit single is "Out of the Dirt," or a reggae band called Baked and Fried.
I then asked my mom the same question. Evidently her secret love of hip-hop also applies to imaginary food-based music, because she went with Spuds N' Thugs.
Either way, I think we'd sell out the garden.