Today I saw perhaps the most intriguing license plate yet. It read as follows: OUT NOW. I was immediately struck by the possibilities for interpretation on this one, so here are six hidden messages I think might be lurking beneath those six letters.
The person driving . . .
1. Really wants us to bring the troops home.
2. Is no longer in the closet.
3. Was recently released from prison.
4. Is no longer popular.
5. Would like to announce that they're not cooped up with the kids.
6. Wants to car-jack you.