Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Jacque Jose Pepkeer

The assignment may have been to write a tall tale, and it may have been around third grade. Whatever my age, I think it's pretty clear that I was on crack at the time.

I'm not sure what I like more: that a spiteful international terrorist murdered a sweet little librarian, or that her ex-NFL player son vengefully hunted down the killer on the back of a white tiger. Take your pick. It's all comedy gold.


Pearl said...

It's official.

You're a weirdo.



Sarah said...

Yes...might be crack. What I find hilarious is that your story is so completely off the wall, but the grammatical correctness puts most adults to shame. Even as a third grader you knew not to end with prepositions......

Courtney said...

Yes, I am most definitely a weirdo. I don't think I grew out of it :-) Sarah, at least I also retained my grammatical skills!