Last year, just before St. Paddy's Day, I walked out of my apartment to find this sign taped to the building's main entrance. While I think it was a helpful warning, I'm not sure what disturbed me most:
1. That the party was slated to last exactly 11.5 hours.
2. That "St. Patrick's Day" was in quotes.
3. The use of the word "probably."
Wonder if any notices will be posted this year . . .