Understatement of the Year
Woman #1: You know how you're listening to something in French, and you don't know what they're saying, but it still sounds good?
Woman #2: There's some countries that you can't even sell their music here in America. And there's some countries where they've banned American music, too.
Woman #1: You know who's really nit-picky about that stuff? China.
Two and a Half Men's Ultimate Demographic
Woman #1: I saw that Jon Cryer on TV. You know, why don't they ever interview the kid?
Woman #2: Jake.
Woman #1: Yeah. He's supposed to be the half man, but he's bigger than both of 'em.
Woman #2: You see that ad where they're holding the sign that says "All Will Be Revealed" and they're naked? That's funny.
Woman #1: But they have little shorts on underneath. They're not really naked.
Woman #2: I don't know . . .