FROM THE WOMEN
Finally! For years I've had to
rely on pencils, or at worst, a twig and some drops of my feminine blood to
write down recipes (the only thing a lady should be writing ever). I had
despaired of ever being able to write down said recipes in a permanent manner,
though my men-folk assured me that I "shouldn't worry yer pretty little
head". But, AT LAST! Bic, the great liberator, has released a womanly pen
that my gentle baby hands can use without fear of unlady-like callouses and
bruises. Thank you, Bic!
I don't know why they didn't put
a clearer warning on the label, they really should have because if you are a
boy and use this pen you put yourself at great risk. My little brother turned
into a unicorn after I lent him one, and my friend told me that a boy in her
class grew fairy wings in the middle of a test.
You can imagine my joy when I found
this pen, made specifically to suit the charming physical frailty and
diminished mental capacity that are the hallmarks of my sex. However, the
packaging is quite unclear and I can't figure out how this pen should be used.
Can I grasp it in my dainty fingers, or do I actually have to hold it in my
vagina?
I cain't hardly believe you'd
sell this product. It ain't proper! It's a abomination! Wimmen ain't supposed to
write. (My husband done wrote this fer me.)
The ink in my new Bic Lady-Pen is
made of sugar and spice and everything nice, and somehow when I write, my 'i's
are automatically dotted with little hearts. FINALLY a pen that gets me!!!
I was elated to find this
product, but I think it should cost 24% less than Bic for Men to adjust to my
delicate feminine salary.
I will say I was a little
disappointed the first time I used one. They are just a little bit...smaller
than I was expecting? Not that the size of the pen matters. Seriously. BIC
shouldn't feel bad.
If I can't be trusted with my own
uterus, how on earth can I be trusted with a glittery pen?
If I could count that high, I'd
give this product SIX stars.
These pens are the biggest
unicorn assault on unicorn feminism ever!!! I accidentally came across some of
these unicorn pens at a friend's place and tried to write the next section of
my feminist manifesto. I realized these unicorn pens unicorn censored each time
I tried to write a swear word and replaced it with 'unicorn'. Unicorn this!!!!
This is the biggest unicorn assault on women ever! Unicorn unicorn unicorn!
Some days my creative juices flow
heavier than others. You should therefor consider `light, medium` and 'heavy'
ink flow options.
A recent study showed women using
the Bic for Her pens were actually faking their writing 80% of the time.
AND NOW, THE MEN WEIGH IN
This make me mad How come you not
make pen, too, for me, me man, me? Me man! MAN! No pen, no man pen for man!
Ugh! Me can make, work pen, pen work make letter TOO. Not lady alone! You make inaccessible,
neutered pen, for eunuchs and androids, and lady pen, make lady-parts pen for
princess, princess, but you, why you, no make pen for UGHH YOU NO MAKE MAN PEN!
MAKE ME MAD INSTEAD! WHEN DAWN OF MAN TO COME!!!
I bought these pens for my wife.
I assumed they would be safe for her since they are specifically for ladies but
she used these for no more than two days before she sprained her uterus.
As a guy I like this pen for 28
letters, but then it puts in a period and I can't touch it for a week.
I am so amazed that BIC is making
this. The last thing we need are women writers. Pens were made for men. Hell,
we're the ones with a PENis. If a woman has something to say, tell a man, if
its important enough to remember, we will write it down for you. That's the way
its always been, and that's the way it should stay.
I purchased a set of Bic LadyPens
for one of my wives (the one who knows how to write), using my own funds. (This
should not come as a surprise, as women should not be allowed to come into
contact with currency; their menstrual cycles will curse it and make it lose
value.) However, I found that,
when given these pens, she began writing more frequently and more fervently.
Soon, she was corresponding with other women (via the Postal Service, which,
unbeknownst to me, now also accepts pieces of mail from women). Gradually, more
and more radical ideas entered her mind. Sure, it started with her asking for
simple things like a mortar and pestle (until now, my wives had ground spices
with their knuckles), but before I knew it she was demanding to be shod! I
blame the pens - clearly they were the catalyst for her awakening! I am currently
away on business (I will be delivering an address to a large convention in
Tampa this week), and I am honestly quite vexed about the state of my homestead
upon returning!
1 comment:
wow, those were awesome!
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