So this random dude walked by and complimented my ass while I waited at the bus stop yesterday.
"How you doin', you fine, booty (untelligible) thang?"
I'm not quite sure what the specifics were, but it was definitely something booty-related. As I've mentioned before, I'll never understand why my attractiveness demographic is:
A. Middle-aged
B. African-American
C. Typically crazy passersby/panhandlers
But that's the trend. And I'll take it where I can get it, I guess.
When I finally turned around and realized he was talking to me, I immediately started laughing.
"I'm fine," replied.
"Yeah, that's right, you sexy young woman."
And then, as I stepped on the bus, he shouted, "You just made my day!"
Ditto, sir. Ditto.
4 comments:
i generally attract the short, grubby hispanic men who are most often younger than me. rawr! then again, maybe they check out every female.
way to go, bootylicious!
Sigh... I only seem to attract my husband. Don't get me wrong, I'm very happy he finds me licious. But it certainly can make your day when someone else does too.
Maybe the real challenge is just to be happy with your demographic and WORK IT, SISTER!
This whole thing is just funny. I love to hear about all your transit encounters.
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