The assignment may have been to write a tall tale, and it may have been around third grade. Whatever my age, I think it's pretty clear that I was on crack at the time.
I'm not sure what I like more: that a spiteful international terrorist murdered a sweet little librarian, or that her ex-NFL player son vengefully hunted down the killer on the back of a white tiger. Take your pick. It's all comedy gold.
3 comments:
It's official.
You're a weirdo.
:-)
Pearl
Yes...might be crack. What I find hilarious is that your story is so completely off the wall, but the grammatical correctness puts most adults to shame. Even as a third grader you knew not to end with prepositions......
Yes, I am most definitely a weirdo. I don't think I grew out of it :-) Sarah, at least I also retained my grammatical skills!
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