#1. Wailed by a gangsta on his cell phone in City Center: "I ain't
gonna get all gooey an' fuckin' sentimental . . . nah . . . nah . . .
Mom! . . . She just talks too much shit!"
(He's got 99 problems but his moms ain't one.)
#2. Wailed by a crusty old man on Hennepin who was ogling young girls: "Where were all you beautiful ladies when I had hair?!"
(Sir, I'm no mathematician, but I'm going to go with: in utero.)
2 comments:
Are you adding these to "Overheard in Minneapolis" yet? Don't they have a site like that?
:-) Nicely observed.
Pearl
Thank you, Pearl! I should probably consider contributing to an "Overheard" site.
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