21 More (Old) Questions

Do you have a webcam?
Yes, tune in at midnite CST for a hell of a show.

Have you ever been forced to take a bath with one of your siblings? 

Of course! But I drew the line last year.

When showering, do you start the water and get in or get in and start the water? 

I have to start the water before I brush my teeth, b/c it takes 4 minutes to get it hot.  (Just like me.)

Do you have more enemies or more friends?  

All my enemies have been eliminated, or so my sources tell me.

Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?  

Letter, no.  Envelope filled with naked pictures of me, yes.

Do you follow your horoscope? 

No, but I do read fortune cookies. My last fortune said, "Plan your graduation party with Leeann Chin Catering and Delivery." Profound.

Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?  

Their souls. Perhaps I've said too much.

Would you kill a dog for $1000?   

Depends. Is the dog an asshole?

Are you impatient? 

Next question.

Do you consider yourself nice?  

Go to hell.

Have you ever smoked heroin? 

You're supposed to SMOKE it?! I put it under my pillow and got a grand from the heroin fairy.

What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

I suppose I could work the dimples, but my milkshake is what brings all the boys to the yard.

Are you crazy? 
Stop looking at me, swan!

Is conversate a word? 

Absaloofaliciously.

Do you like Paris Hilton?  

I'd shove her sparkly sunglasses up her ass but I'm afraid she'd like it.

Do you have A.D.D.? 

No, unless that stands for A Delicious Derriere.

Do you love chocolate? 

If you don't like chocolate, you might as well go join Al-Qaeda.

Are you a superstar? 

Don't you remember you told me you loved me, baby . . .  said you'd be coming back this way again baby . . . baby baby baby baby oh baby . . .

What do you smell like right now?
Polo Ralph Lauren Blue. And success.

Do you have a hickey on your neck right now? 

Why do you ask that, just because I'm wearing a turtleneck in May?

Can you name the seven dwarfs?  

Pride, Greed, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy, Lust, and Wrath.