Now That's Love

A certain friend of mine tends to have hilarious conversations with her husband about ridiculous hypothetical situations. For example, after making the bed recently, one of them commented that leaving a pillow underneath the covers made it look like someone was still sleeping in it. They then imagined how horrified they would be if someone wasn't just sleeping there, but had actually died. After discussing it further, the scenario eventually evolved into this conversation.

WIFE:  "What would you do if we came home and found a dead hobo in our bed?"
HUSBAND:  [thinks for a minute] "Well, first of all, I'd never let you see it."
WIFE:  "How would keep me out of the bedroom?"
HUSBAND:  "I'd send you to the grocery store. I'd say we needed eggs."
WIFE:  "And what would you do while I was gone?"
HUSBAND:  "I'd call the cops and get everything taken care of. And then when you got back, I'd say, 'Guess what? We're staying at the Hampton Inn tonight!'"

I don't know about you, but I think this one's a keeper.